[Normal Battle #3 / Fun Battle] - TheTrainerExpert vs. Rise Against

Well Ferro my friend, it's time to face the almighty, me!!*TTE brings out his crystal claws* Prepare to get scratched up.
*I claw Ferro's arm for 30 damage*

TTE:500/500
RA:470/500

*Throws pencil at TTE* Die! *Hit TTE in the leg for 20 damage*
TTE 480/500
RA 470/500

Gah, stupid pencils -_-. Anyways, I gotta scratch ya up.
*I slash at Ferro's face for 38 damage*

TTE: 480/500
RA:432/500

Gah, take this *Stabs TTE in the face for 27 damage*
TTE 443/500
RA 432/500

Nuuuu, that hurt. Now take this.
*Scratches Ferro's chest for 36 damage*

TTE:443/500
RA:396/500

No you're not *Stabs pencil into neck of TTE causieng 100 damage* Suck it Critical*Causes 2 damage*

TTE 341/500
RA 396/100

*As Ferro stabbed TTE in the neck, his arm got cut from the claws causing 36 damage to Ferro*Whyyyyyyyyyy the neck x_x. Now I need my neck healed after this battle, anyways...
*I slash Ferro's adams apple for 81 damage*

TTE:341/500
RA:279/500

Hahah you cheap "lunges over and stabs TTE into the chest causing 24 damage* Time to die "Stabs TTE in hand hitting a mayor nerve causing 100 damaga*
TTE 217/500
RA 279/500


Man I'm lucky

*As Ferro stabbed my hand, the claws scratched him for 35 damage* Forget getting my neck healed, I need surgery x_x. But whatever.
*I slash at Ferro's forehead for 38 damage*

TTE:217/500
RA:206/500

Hahah TTE *Stabs TTE in the arm for 26 damage*

TTE 191/500
RA 206/500

I'm sure by now that I have lead poisening <_<. But no matter, I must still battle.
*I slash at Ferro's leg for 30 damage*

TTE:191/500
RA:176/500

Hahah take that TTE *Stabs TTE with penicl in the arm resulting in 28 damage*

TTE 163/500
RA 176/500

Grrrrr, take this Ferro!
*I slash Ferro's stomach for 33 damage*

TTE 163/500
RA 143/500

No I will not *Goes for neck and stabs him in the neck dealing 100 damage*
Hahah sucker

TTE 63/500
RA 143/100



Oh yeah I'm lucky

*As Ferro stabs my neck, he gets cut by the claws for 39 damage* I think I have lead poisoning in my neck now ;_;. Curse you Ferro!! Now for my potion*TTE drinks his only potion, making him recover 50 HP* And now...
*I slash at Ferro's knee for 31 damage*

TTE:113/500
RA:73/500

Ha time to test my luck *Stabs TTE in the neck and deals another 100 damage* Haha you got cut*deal 8 damage* *Drinks potion*

TTE 5/100
RA 133/500

*As Ferro stabs my neck, he gets cut for 40 damage*This lead poisoning is gonna kill me x_x. Now...
*I slash Ferro's neck, crit 82 damage*

TTE:5/500
RA:11/500

*Pulls pencil down TTE's head dealing 23 damage* Hahah I won TTE, PENCIL ftw! *Stabs TTE with Pencil because he felt like it dealing 20 damage*

TTE -38/500
RA 11/500


Hahahaha I won!

*Gets carted off to the hospital because of the lead poisoning*ughhhhh, I shall have my revenge one day Ferro...one day!*All of a sudden Ferro hears this song play* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCXY9kaJXc

*Plays victory song*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND3eq5-WE9Q

Good job Ferro, But Megagamer's fanboy I sure you are!!