TuxGamer (#4) vs. Toadette (#3)

*insert epic comments here*

I shall fight you with my almighty Television!

6. A Television - Show some horror movies to the opponent to scare him/her to do damage.
Die used for Damage: d6
Modifier: 10
Critical Hit: Use randomizer between 32-35
Accuracy: This item will always hit
Side Effect: Scares (Immobilizes) opponent for three turns if it does 11 damage
Self-Hurting Accuracy: N/A
Self-Hurting Damage: N/A

I turn the TV on... And it's broken. The shock causes 32 damage to the opponent (lolwhat)!

Tuxy: 500/500
Toady: 468/500

u again?!?!
do you ever ever give up?
lel

8. An Old Video Game Controller - It's broken. Oh well, let's throw it away... AT THE OPPONENT!
Die used for Damage: d8
Modifier: 15
Critical Hit: Use randomizer between 46-48
Accuracy: It hits if it reaches 40-100
Side Effect: N/A
Self-Hurting Accuracy: N/A
Self-Hurting Damage: N/A

oh god this weapon again?!?!?
this weapon sucks and needs to be nerfed up.

Toadette swoop slap at Tuxy but her attack missed by Tuxy ninja skills.
wut the hell

Tuxy takes no Damage.

Tuxy: 500/500
Toady: 468/500

The TV sill won't turn on. Tuxy smashes it in anger over Toady's head for 33 damage.

Tuxy: 500/500
Toady: 435/500

Toadette swoop whoop at Tux once again and still missed!
(Accuracy Randomizer. You suck ballz.)

Tuxy take no Damage!

Tuxy: 500/500
Toady: 435/500

Getting a new TV and turning it on, Tuxy finds a really scary programme, making Toady take 11 damage and immobilizing him for 3 turns.

Tuxy: 500/500
Toady: 424/500

Go right ahead!

And I do 12, 11 and 15 damage. Becuz 11, you be immobilized for 3 more turns, causing 11, 13 and 14 damage. Becuz 11, you be immboilized for 3 more turns, causing 11, 11 and 11 damge (WTF?). You take 13, 15, 14, 35, 15, 32, 14, 12 and 15 damage. 274 damage in total!

Tuxy: 500/500
Toady: 150/500

>274 is biggest damage ever.

mfw. 292 is BIGGEST Damage ever!

Potion deluxe!
This weapon sucks.
Accuarcy screw me over.
Tuxy takes no damage by Tody's lousy hits.
lel.

Tuxy: 500/500
Toady: 200/500

14 damage! Only? That sucks!

Tuxy: 500/500
Toady: 186/500

No more messing around!
It's time for payback!

Toadette slap with all her might with the Old VG Controller to Tux to take a punishment of Critical Hit! Tux takes 47 Damage!

Tuxy: 453/500
Toady: 186/500

NOOOOOOOOOOO! MY GOAL TO BEAT YOU WITH FULL HEALTH HAS FAILED!
Oh well, 32 damage to you, Miss SEX.

Tuxy: 453/500
Toady: 154/500

Toadette missed her attack by Accuracy Randomizer. Awesome Randomizer, giving me low numbers is great!

Tuxy: 453/500
Toady: 154/500

33 damage to you, lady. Also, I randomly use my potion.

Tuxy: 503/500
Toady: 121/500

I love to miss because the accuarcy Randomizer is being a *****.
Tuxy takes no damage!

Tuxy: 503/500
Toady: 121/500

You will die now. 11, 12, 12 and 12 damage.

Tuxy: 503/500
Toady: 74/500

Yep.



Toadette attack missed again. XP.
Derp.

Tuxy: 503/500
Toady: 74/500

I love the randomizer.

11, 13, 13 and 13 damage.

Tuxy: 503/500
Toady: 24/500

Derp. I missed again.

Tuxy: 503/500
Toady: 24/500

12 damage. We're getting there.

Tuxy: 503/500
Toady: 12/500

And I died....
nah. I missed.
Woot, what so much bad luck. XD.

Tuxy: 503/500
Toady: 12/500

And you die. 11, 32, 14 and 35 damage.

Tuxy: 503/500
Toady: -80/500

583 difference in final HP. Is THAT a record?
You shall now be known as "Xy's *** slave"

I don't have anything else to say.
But yeah.
T.V. is OP and needs to nerf down.

Like change the Accuracy.
Accuracy - 38-100

or something. XD.

this battle sucks. accuracy randomizer you really suck.

Nice win Mr.Tux. Also, poor Toadette and it's bad weapon.

Aww poor Toadette. Toadette lost.....