[September 2012] REMATCH (AGAIN) - TuxGamer (#2) vs. TheXWalkthrough1 (#1)

So you think you're all cool up there in your first spot. You know what? That ain't gonna last long! I hereby challenge you to a death battle... again! My almighty frying pan will crush you!

Spoiler:

I charge up with my pretty pink pan and... WHAT? Apparently the pinkness distracts me...

TuxGamer: 500/500
TheXWalkthrough1: 500/500

You again? *sigh* Oh well, let's get this over with...

X grabs the Magician's Deck of Card he bought from the magic store a few days ago.
X throws one card at Tux's forehead. Critical Hit! Tux took 68 damage!



X: 500/500
Tux: 432/500

Are you fricking kidding me?

X: 500/500
Tux: 432/500

Lol.

X throws another card at Tux! Tux takes 22 damage!

X: 500/500
Tux: 410/500

Yay! I do stuff! 29 damage to you, sir!

X: 471/500
Tux: 410/500

X throws another card at Tux but misses!



Apparently, now I know how you feel...

X: 471/500
Tux: 410/500

Well, I.... missed again.

X: 471/500
Tux: 410/500

X throws another card at Tux, dealing 25 damage!

X: 471/500
Tux: 385/500

What?
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X. 471/500
Tux: 385/500

X throws another card at Tux! It hit his left arm which did 21 damage! Tux's arm had a cut and forced Tux to receive 13 more damage!

X. 471/500
Tux: 351/500

And... I missed again. Guess I'll use my potion now.

X: 471/500
Tux: 401/500

X throws another card at Tux's right leg. The leg had a cut! Tux received 21 damage and 17 extra damage from the cut!

X: 471/500
Tux: 363/500

I miss again...

X: 471/500
Tux: 363/500

X threw another sharp-edged card. It hit Tux's neck, doing a critical hit! Tux received 60 damage!

X: 471/500
Tux: 303/500

27 damage to you... I'm losing

X: 444/500
Tux: 303/500

I have never seen the Frying Pan doing this much fail...

X wrote in a card, "You will definitely lose." and gave it to Tux. Tux read the message and took 25 damage!

X: 444/500
Tux: 278/500

I miss again...

X: 444/500
Tux: 278/500

X laughed at the fact that TuxGamer is losing. X didn't do anything but laugh. X had failed to attack!

X: 444/500
Tux: 278/500

I whack your head for 31 damage... I guess that's something

X: 413/500
Tux: 278/500

X decides to do a close-ranged attack. X grabs a card and starts running towards Tux. He somehow stabs Tux, doing 21 damage! Tux has a cut and takes 12 more damage from the wound!

X: 413/500
Tux: 245/500

I miss again...

X: 413/500
Tux: 245/500

The amount of fail you have is just astounding...

X throws a card at Tux. Tux received 27 damage! You know the drill!

X: 413/500
Tux: 218/500

What the s***, man?

X: 413/500
Tux: 218/500

That is a lot worse... ^^

X: 413/500
Tux: 218/500

And of course, IF I hit, I do the lowest possible amount of damage... 26

X: 387/500
Tux: 218/500