Toadette (#4) vs. SpaceyHead (#2)

i need to get away from these people. they're stalking me.......
SPACEY! YOU SHALL LET THE PINK GENERAL MOVE A SPOT!

PLEASE AND THANK YOU!

5. A Chair - Smash this thing on your opponents head (or any other body part). Ouch! This thing is a little heavy so be careful not to smash this weapon on your own head...
Die used for Damage: d12
Modifier: 30
Critical Hit: Use randomizer between 84-91
Accuracy: It hits if it reaches 50-100
Side Effect: N/A
Self-Hurting Accuracy: The chair gets too heavy for you and it lands on you if it reaches 1-30
Self-Hurting Damage: Use randomizer between 20-35

Hi Chair. I shall carry and hit my friend spacey. Oh crap, this chair is too damn heavy. ahhhhhhhh
Toadette takes 26 Damage to herself because the chair hates me. CURSE YOU HEAVY CHAIRS!

SpaceyHead: 500/500
Toadette: 474/500

Why did you challenge me D:
Spaceyhead used a Plays a Justin Beiber CD it hits for 25 damage. Lucky Spacey had earmuffs on this time.

SpaceyHead: 500/500
Toadette: 449/500

are you dead serious randomizer.

goodie. bad luck.

Toadette carry another chair but it's too heavy again and she takes 21 damage to herself instead of Space. :/

SpaceyHead: 500/500
Toadette: 428/500

Spacey plays Another Justin Beiber CD but it misses. Lucky Spacey the earmuffs didn't break.

don't forget the hp count!

great randomizer. accuracy gave me a 29. screw you.

Toadette carries another chair but again, this chair is heavy as heck. Instead, Toadette takes 30 Damage from the chair.

ok chair. your the worst weapon ever.

SpaceyHead: 500/500
Toadette: 398/500

Spacey has Very Nice Earmuffs. Spaceyhead used Justin Beiber CD for 23 Damage

SpaceyHead: 500/500
Toadette: 375/500

finally, no more taking hit against my fluffy pink head toadette.

but the accuracy randomizer is still acting an idiot, today.

Toadette finally grab a chair that is not heavy and threw at Space. But Space dodge it so Toadette attack missed!

i hate you chair. you must die.

SpaceyHead: 500/500
Toadette: 375/500

spacey, don't forget to subtract my hp count once you damage against me.
protip: use the computer's calculator. xD.

Music Player Keeps Playing. Spacey loves his soundmuffs

SpaceyHead: 500/500
Toadette: 357/500

randomizer
i love you so much right now

Toadette tried to grab one of the chairs. Again, this chair is pretty heavy. Instead, Toadette hits 28 damage to herself. FOR THE THIRD TIME?!?!

SpaceyHead: 500/500
Toadette: 329/500

The music Player has a slight malfunction. It misses. Earmuffs still work
SpaceyHead: 500/500
Toadette: 329/500

love burns

Toadette tired another chair to lift but it was too heavy and the chair by unexpectedly of my hand is too heavy to lift. Wow, I don't lift. However, the chair hit Toadette's foot caused her to take 31 Damage!

SpaceyHead: 500/500
Toadette: 298/500

Justin Beiber CD Keeps Playing for 27 Damage to PZ. Earmuffs are still fine.
SpaceyHead: 500/500
Toadette: 271/500

Toadette tries to throw a light chair to Space but her accuracy fails her and misses her attack!

Yay! This is worst battle luck ever.

SpaceyHead: 500/500
Toadette: 271/500

Toadette's ears are starting to bleed. Spaceys ears are safe for now... CD Does 27 damage
Spaceyhead 500/500
Toadette 244/500

mfw. mfw. mfw.

Toadette missed her chair attack swing because the chairs hates me. :/

Spaceyhead 500/500
Toadette 244/500

Spaceyhead starts to relax. Earmuffs on. CD Does 27 damage
Spaceyhead 500/500
Toadette 217/500

Toadette grabs another chair but it too heavy and again. The chairs hits my foot. OUCH! Geez..........
Toadette takes 32 Damage to herself. AGAIN FOR THE 4TH TIME!?!?!

-_-
randomizer

Spaceyhead 500/500
Toadette 185/500

The Justin Beiber CD does 20 damage. Spacey cannot hear anything anymore am i growing deaf?
Spaceyhead 500/500
Toadette 165/500

FINALLY RANDOMIZER
DAMN IT FOR GOD SAKE!!

IT TIME FOR CHAIR POSITION TO ATTACK FORCE FOR THE PINK GENERAL!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Toadette threw a light and very spiky chair to Space and cause a CRITICAL HIT!
SpaceyHead takes 91 Damage!!!!!

Finally.

Spaceyhead 409/500
Toadette 165/500

Spacey feels the first damage of battle. The warrior's spirit was awoken. Play Justin Beiber PLAY!!!! 25 Damage
Spaceyhead 409/500
Toadette 140/500

Toadette threw another light chair but Space dodge like he seen that coming. xD.
SpaceyHead takes no damage.

Spaceyhead 409/500
Toadette 140/500

Justin Bieber shows up in person. Rather than kill him Spacey will w8 with hit trusty earmuffs
Toadette takes 27 Damage from the affection of Justin Bieber. ^_^

Spaceyhead 409/500
Toadette 113/500

sure randomizer loves to give low numbers today.
because i'm not happy about this. -_-

Toadette carried a chair but he step to his backpack and trip herself dealing Toadette a penalty of 32 Damage. 5th Time. Are you kidding me?!?!

Spaceyhead 409/500
Toadette 81/500

Music Hits PZ for 27 Damage. Are your ears Bleeding
Spaceyhead 409/500
Toadette 54/500

Yes.
I don't feel like I use a potion because at this rate. I lost. mfw.

Toadette throws a chair to Space. Space takes 31 Damage!

Spaceyhead 378/500
Toadette 54/500