TheXWalkthrough1 (3rd, Soon to be first) VS Toadette (1st, Soon to die)

Time to get rid of this title once and for all! Because YOU suggested this title to TTE, I was stuck with this title for WEEKS! Now, time for you to die! This is our final battle (For this month, at least)!

X gets his rooster. He checks his Pokedex.
Pokedex: Rooster knows the moves Drill Peck, Fury Attack, Steel Wing, and KILL PZ!!!
X: Hm...Rooster, use Fury Attack!

Rooster hits Toadette three times!
1st hit: 12 damage!
2nd hit: 19 damage!
3rd hit: 10 damage!
A total of...41 damage!

X: 500/500
Toadette: 459/500

You, my good friend, will (hopefully) lose.

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20. A Water Squirt Gun - Not an actual gun but it can be fun to squirt to other people! Water Fight anyone?
Die used for Damage: d8
Modifier: 5
Critical Hit: Use randomizer between 30-33
Accuracy: This item always never miss.
(You still have check it first, if you want the Side Effect to be activated!)
Side Effect: If the Accuracy randomizer reaches to 75-100. The opponent takes additional 30 Damage, as you had a perfect target to the opponent. Including your Dice site damage. Total mess, isn't it?
Self-Hurting Accuracy: N/A
Self-Hurting Damage: N/A

SQUIRT GUN GO GO GO!

PZ squirt gun at Xy as thought this is a water squirt gun fight. Oh wellz.
X takes 7 Damage!

X: 493/500
Toadette: 459/500

>Uses Water Gun
I believe it's not very effective. XD

X: Alright Rooster, use Drill Peck!
Rooster does not obey X!
Rooster uses Drill Peck at X!
X takes 49 damage!
X: Darn! I only have 2 badges!
Rooster - Lv. 31

X: 444/500
Toadette: 459/500

I SEE YOU! SQUIRT WATER GUN AT PERFECT TARGET AT X!!!
X takes 30 Damage by tje accuracy randomizer.
Plus that 8 Damage. Total of 38 Damage!

X: 406/500
Toadette: 459/500

Oh geez...

X: Rooster, please don't fail me! Use Steel Wing!
Rooster uses Steel Wing!
Rooster hits Toadette's head!
Toadette takes 28 damage!
Toadette is stunned for three turns!

X: 406/500
Toadette: 431/500

X: Rooster, attack Toadette while you can! Use Fury Attack!
First turn: Rooster uses Fury Attack at Toadette! Toadette takes 32 damage!
X: Great job, Rooster!
Second turn: Rooster uses Fury Attack at Toadette! Toadette takes 37 damage!
X: Keep it up, Rooster! You're one awesome animal!
Third turn: Rooster uses Fury Attack at X! X takes 38 damage!
X: Screw you, Rooster!

X: 368/500
Toadette: 362/500

This is close...

Mfw. Accuracy Randomizer giving me high numbers.
Hell yeah.

Toadette squirt gun at X and it was a perfect shot once again.
X takes 30 Damage from the side effect, and 6 Damage as for the attack.
Total of 36 Damage

X: 338/500
Toadette: 362/500

SCREW YOU!

X: Please don't be screwy... Use Drill Peck!
Rooster uses Drill Peck!
Toadette takes 40 damage!
X: *sighs in relief*

X: 338/500
Toadette: 322/500

I am always unlucky when I fight you. Hopefully, that will change...

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Water Squirt Gun at X's back with 11 Damage in spare!

X: 327/500
Toadette: 322/500

X: Rooster, use Kill PZ!!!!
Rooster uses Kill PZ!!! at X!
X takes 67 damage!
X: I hate you, Rooster!

X: 260/500
Toadette: 322/500

WHY ME?!?!?!

WATER SQUIRT GUN AT THE ROOSTER FOR THAT FUN!
Oh yeah. Xy too.

X takes 10 Damage.

X: 250/500
Toadette: 322/500

>Xy
Die.

X: USE STEEL WING AT THAT JERK!
Rooster uses Steel Wing!
Toadette takes 27 damage!
Toadette is stunned for three turns!
X: *gulp* Rooster, you better not hit me in any of those three turns...

X: 250/500
Toadette: 295/500

X: Rooster, use Kill PZ!!! attack!
First turn: Rooster uses KILL PZ!!! Toadette takes a whopping 35 damage...
Second turn: Rooster uses KILL PZ!!! OHMYGODWHATISTHISIDON'TEVEN... CRITICAL HIT! Toadette takes 95 damage!
Third turn: Rooster uses KILL PZ!!! Toadette takes 37 damage!
X: Thank God... Toadette, that's what you get for using Water Gun on my Rooster.
Total: 167 damage

X: 250/500
Toadette: 128/500

X uses the Potion!
X restores 50 HP!

X: 300/500
Toadette: 128/500

This is, like, the first time I was actually this lucky when fighting you...

Grr...

Toady pump her hardest at the Water Squirt Gun and shot rapidly at X!
Not just she got a perfect target (Accuracy Randomizer) but she made X's clothes dramatically wet!

With all that one attack. X takes 30 damage from the side effect, plus a critical hit ratio of 31 Damage!

Total of 61 Damage!

Oh yeah. POTION DELUXE!

X: 239/500
Toadette: 178/500

Lol. The ironic thing is that I went swimming today. XD

X: Rooster, use Fury Attack!
Rooster attacks Toadette with fury!
Toadette takes 36 damage!

X: 239/500
Toadette: 142/500

Bam. Just like that, I'm winning.

Toadette squirt gun at Xy for that.....
12 Damage.

X: 227/500
Toadette: 142/500

X: Rooster, use Steel Wing!
Rooster uses its metallic steel wing and his Toadette for 38 damage!

X: 227/500
Toadette: 104/500

I'm running out of creativity...

acting like super skarmorie?

Have fun getting sick by the squirt gun!
Accuarcy is still at high that X takes 30 Damage.

Including that.
X: Stop SQUIRTING ME!!!!!
Toady: NOOO! UNTIL YOU DIE!
X: NO YOU NEED TO DIE FIRST!
Toady: TAKE THIS! CRTICAL HIT SQUIRT GUN INTO YOUR FACE!

Upon with Critical Hit directly to X.
X takes 33 Damage.

Total of 63 Damage!

X: 164/500
Toadette: 104/500

Lolno.

X: *In a relaxed tone* Use Drill Peck.
Rooster turns its beak into a drill and pecks Toadette for 40 damage!
X: Dang, I'm lucky!

X: 164/500
Toadette: 64/500

X takes 12 Damage from the Water Squirt Gun.

Crap. Ranning out of juice.
Ah. I still have more watter ammo in my pocket!

X: 152/500
Toadette: 64/500

Prepare to die!

X: Use Fury Attack!
Rooster furiously attacks!
Toadette takes 38 damage!
X: Any last words?

X: 152/500
Toadette: 26/500

Toady: Dot. (Nope)

Toadette used her last ammo of Water Squirt Gun.
Accuracy was still high.
X takes 30 damage plus 6 damage as this move.
Total damage of 36 Damage.

X: 116/500
Toadette: 26/500

X: Alright! Let's finish this! Use KILL PZ ATTACK!!!
Rooster kills PZ.

X: 116/500
PZ: Dead.

*Lightning strikes*

X: Lightning? Happy Halloween! Your new title is... Hentai Logic!

Goodbye!

>implying that i know what is hentai.

Your logic is unworthy.
Go jump off a cliff, Xy!

gg battle.