[Normal battle #6] TheTrainerExpert vs. Toadette2

Alright Bond, taste the almighty fury of my Einher Jar!*TTE unsheathes his blade* Take this!
*I slash Bond's throat, CRIT, he takes 55 damage*

I think that's enough damage for one turn

Marky2:445/500
TTE:500/500

Huh....What? Crit in the beginning?!? Wow...anyways I got....Wut?

14. A Magician's Deck of Cards - Magicians use these as sharp edges to throw at opponents.
Die used for Damage: d8
Modifier: 20
Critical Hit: Use randomizer between 60-70
Accuracy: It hits if it reaches 30-100
Side Effect: Cuts the opponent for one turn if it does less than 22 damage
Cut Damage: Use randomizer between 12-17
Self-Hurting Accuracy: N/A
Self-Hurting Damage: N/A

Bond starts to float in the air like a magician. Then he throws 3 Cards dealing 27 damage in total.

Marky2:445/500
TTE:473/500

HAVE AT YE!!!
*I slash Bond's leg for 21 damage*

Marky2:424/500
TTE:473/500

Well, Cool thing is I just got a crit. HA! Bond threw 61 cards each doing 1 damage. So in total 61 damage

Marky2:424/500
TTE:412/500 Ha

Oh well...that sorta hurt.
*I slash a vein in Bond's arm for 24 damage and he starts to bleed a lot*

Haha, take that!

Marky2:400/500
TTE:412/500

I am pretty lucky today. I throws three cards each doing 7 damage
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7
7
21. XD
And because the mumber is under 22 You get a cut damage for 17 damaeg

Marky2:400/500
TTE:374/500

Darn. Now take this!
*I slash Bond's foot for 21 damage*

Marky2:479/500
TTE:374/500

I am so lucky! I throw more cards at TTE dealing to crit. 66 damage

Marky2:479/500
TTE:308/500

That's it Bond keep attacking me, muahahahahahahaha!
*Slashes Bond's hip for 22 damage*

Marky2:457/500
TTE:308/500

I threw 5 cards at TTE dealing 23 damage.

Marky2:457/500
TTE:285/500.

Good job Bond, muahahahahahahaha!
*I slash Bond's forehead for 25 damage*

Marky2:432/500
TTE:285/500.

Bond threw some more cards dealing 26 dam. I'm GOnna WIN!!

Marky2:432/500
TTE:259/500.

Ha, yeah right.
*I stab Bond's throat, CRIT, he takes 60 damage*

Marky2:372/500
TTE:259/500

Ha! Back. Casue Me gotta crit too! Bond flies up into the skies and throws 140 cards dealing 1/2 damage. So in total 70 damage

Marky2:372/500
TTE:189/500

*Ursula comes in* Ursula:I shall give you twice the power for your blade.*She gives the power to my blade* Sweet! Now to destroy you Bond!
*I slash Bond's forehead, 25x2=50 damage*

Marky2:322/500
TTE:189/500

Well....Ok Bond threw 21 Cards at hits TTE for 21 damage and an extra 16 damage!!! 37!!!

Marky2:322/500
TTE:152/500

Grrrrrrrr. Take this Bond!
*I slash Bond's throat, CRIT, 60x2=120*

Marky2:202/500
TTE:152/500

Owch. Well I am pretty lucky today. Bond throws more cards dealing a crit and 69 damage!

Marky2:202/500
TTE:83/500.

I'm super lucky as well
*TTE stabs Bond's heart for 118 damage*

Marky2:84/500
TTE:83/500.

Owwww Uses a potion. And gets another crit!!! Dealing 65 damage XD Oh yeha!!

Marky2:134/500
TTE:18/500.

Oh yeah*Drinks potion* ahhhhhhhhhh, refreshing. Now to do this.
*I strike the top of Bond's head, CRIT he takes 116 damage*

Marky2:18/500
TTE:68/500

Bond throws more cards at TTE Dealing 67 damage.....Cries

Marky2:18/500
TTE:1/500

Now to end you!
*I stab the butt end of the blade at Bond's gut for 23 damage*
*Bonds falls*Man that was a close battle, but yay, I won by 1 hp. SO HAPPY!!!

Marky2:-5/500
TTE:1/500

Gosh....I really could have won there....Ok TTE If you were to give me a title, what would it be?

It would be I'm a slave mostly because you say that everyone is your slave, so REVENGE!!!