The Battle for Revenge! - Davismt Vs. Purple

Yo, Sonrio!
I've been itching for another fight after you beat me like that!
I'll take you down and humiliate you!

16. One Rooster - This rooster can screech all the time, so watch your ears! It can also peck the opponent and attack in any other way! BEWARE! Sometimes, this rooster won't obey you and it might attack YOU instead!
Die used for Damage: d20
Modifier: 25
Critical Hit: Use randomizer between 90-100
Accuracy: It hits if it reaches 50-100
Side Effect: Stuns the opponent for three turns if it does less than 30 damage
Self-Hurting Accuracy: 1-49
Self-Hurting Damage: Use randomizer between 30-70

Looks like the Rooster is mine this time!

ATTACK MY SERVANT!

The Rooster disobeyed the order and started pecking Davis in the face instead, dealing 42 damage!

Okay, I'll get you next time...

Davismt: 458/500
PobyBoy: 500/500

We never fought before.

Whatever, you just signed your death contract.

sonriopoby123: Ze Brick Shooter - The Infamous, Deadly, Fun, Status-effecting, and the only, Brick Shooter. Made in China.
Die used for damage: d17
Modifier: 27
Critical Hit: Use randomizer between 70-100
Accuracy: It hits if it reaches 50-100
Side Effect: Bricks come in various styles. Can poison (20-30 damage for 3 turns) or paralyze (3 turns) the opponent if a critical hit happens.
Self-Hurting Accuracy: 1-30
Self-Hurting Damage: Use randomizer between 40-50

you're dead

Purple shoot Davis with the brick shooter! It smacks him right in the face! He gets 41 damage!

Davismt: 417/500
Purple: 500/500

I'm going to love this

We fought in the chatbox, stupid.
And how do you people keep getting your staff weapons?! It's like a 1/21 chance...

Davis throws the Rooster at Sonrio, sending its beak into his arm, dealing 32 damage!
Hah... Got you this time!

Davis: 417/500
Sonrio: 468/500

I've only gotten it once.
And every weapon is 1/21 chance.

Another brick hits Davis' leg! It causes another 41 damage!

Davis: 386/500
Sonrio: 468/500

I whack
I smack
I BOUNCE

Whatever. Just die already.

The Rooster suddenly disobeys Davis' order and sinks its claws into Davis' chest, dealing 41 damage!
Ugh! I have the worst luck ever. -_-

Davis: 345/500
Sonrio: 468/500

Surrender or pay the price.

Sonrio shoots Davis' foot! It causes him to scream in pain! He takes 31 damage!

Davis: 314/500
Sonrio: 468/500

See above.

Grr! I can't give up! Not now!
ROOSTER, ATTACK PURPLE THIS TIME!
The Rooster, having taken a great disliking to Davis, disobeys ONCE AGAIN and pecks at his foot that was hit by the brick, dealing 41 damage and causing him to squeal loudly.

WHY!?

Davis: 273/500
Sonrio: (Who is beating the crap out of me...) 468/500

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sonrio keeps laughing so hard he shoots himself! He gains 41 damage!

Davis: 273/500
Sonrio: 427/500

Hahahehehe....Ow.......

You fool!
Davis picks up the Rooster and throws it at Sonrio's head, causing the Rooster to headbutt him, dealing 42 damage!
Davis also pulls a potion out of his pocket, healing 50 HP!
I bet that felt good!

Davis: 323/500
Sonrio: 385/500

OW
YOU MONSTER

Sonrio furiously shoots a brick at Davis! It's a critical hit! He gains 75 damage and is paralyzed for three turns!

Well, this battle is just about done!

Turn 1: EPIC FAILURE! SONRIO MISSES!
Turn 2: Davis takes 40 damage from a brick!
Turn 3: Davis takes another 34 damage!

Davis: 175/500
Sonrio: 385/500

Well, that was fun.

;~; Owie...

But it's not over yet!
The Rooster is still furious after Davis' stupid actions, so it turns around and starts to tear up his face with its talons, dealing 58 damage.

;~; Why did I do this?

Davis: 117/500
Sonrio: 385/500

I told you so.

Sonrio shoots Davis with the brick! It hits him in his eye! It deals 33 damage!

Davis: 84/500
Sonrio: 385/500

I-I refuse... to lose!

Davis tries to get up with one arm, but the Rooster is already heading towards him. The Rooster jumps on his back and sinks its beak into Davis' back, dealing 50 damage even.

R-Rooster, why have you betrayed me? ;~;

Davis: 34/500
Sonrio: 385/500

Hello.

Sonrio goes up to Davis and shoots him with the brick shooter! Davis gains 40 damage! He falls over and faints!

Davis: 0/500
Sonrio: 358/500

Goodbye.

Like I said, you should've never challenged me. I dub thee "Girl for Hire"!

Okay-lady-don't-love-you-buh-bye.

****.
Ah, well. I'll get you next time!

Btw, Happy Valentine's Day everyone

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