[September 2012] TheTrainerExpert(4th) vs. TuxGamer(2nd)

Last time was pathetic for me. Now REVENGE!!!

(I throw a stone at Mr.Tux's head, CRITICAL HIT, does 59 damage to him) Ooh, very nice start for me.

TheTrainerExpert:500/500
TuxGamer:441/500

You really think you can be a challenge for the almighty Mr. Lady? We shall see that! I draw... The Negative Die. Originally my own idea, X added it because my ideas are always awesome.

Spoiler:

At least I can't miss with this thing... 27 damage to you, sir!

TTE: 473/500
Tux: 441/500

Well, you do have good ideas, now then.
(I throw the stone at Mr.Tux's chest for 26 damage)

TTE: 473/500
Tux: 415/500

26 damage... This weapon has such a wide range of attack power, you never know what's gonna happen. You could get 1 and you could get 150. This will be really interesting.

TTE: 447/500
Tux: 415/500

Very, very interesting. DOH I MISSED!!!

TTE: 447/500
Tux: 415/500

While I... do 1 damage.

TTE: 446/500
Tux: 415/500

Wow...but dats good for me .
(I throw a stone at Mr.Tux's right leg for 21 damage)

TTE: 446/500
Tux: 394/500

Is 40 damage good for you too?

TTE: 406/500
Tux: 394/500

No, no it isn't Mr.Tux. Also what isn't good for me is that I'm missing >=(

TTE: 406/500
Tux: 394/500

Well, I guess you're happy that I only do 1 damage now too...

TTE: 405/500
Tux: 394/500

Yepers I am happy.
(I throw a stone at Mr.Tux's stomach for 27 damage)

TTE: 405/500
Tux: 367/500

1 damage... AGAIN!

TTE: 404/500
Tux: 367/500

This is so intense because I know I could practically defeat you in every turn...

Gotta love the me taking 1 damage thing.
(I throw a stone at Mr.Tux's arm for 25 damage)

TTE: 404/500
Tux: 342/500

26 damage... That's something

TTE: 378/500
Tux: 342/500

Yeah, something I don't like.
(I throw a stone at Mr.Tux's left leg for 23 damage)

TTE: 378/500
Tux: 319/500

But you do like 1 damage, don't you? I guess I'll quickly swallow my potion now...

TTE: 377/500
Tux: 369/500

Yeah, you better use that potion.
(I throw a stone at Mr.Tux's chest for 26 damage)

TTE: 377/500
Tux: 343/500

10 damage... I'm gettin there, I'm telling you!

TTE: 367/500
Tux: 343/500

Sure Mr.Tux...suuuuuuuuuuuuure.
(I throw a stone at Mr.Tux's knee for 22 damage)

TTE: 367/500
Tux: 321/500

How about just 1 damage then?

TTE: 366/500
Tux: 321/500

1 damage tsk tsk tsk.
(I throw a stone at Mr.Tux's left arm for 23 damage)

TTE: 366/500
Tux:298/500

This could be a close one... 26 damage

TTE: 340/500
Tux: 298/500

Ok, so you are getting there.
(I throw a stone at Mr.Tux's chest for 25 damage)

TTE: 340/500
Tux: 273/500

How about 50 damage?

TTE: 290/500
Tux: 273/500

Okaaaaaay, I'd prefer if you go back to 1 damage sir. Why? Because I just missed x_x

TTE: 290/500
Tux: 273/500